.....the really bad and extremely tasteless jokes are are starting to make the rounds.....and that people are reading but not admitting it.
* Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
* Because Jackson's body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Lego's so kids can play with him for a change.
* Reports that Jackson died of cardiac arrest in his home are untrue.....he actually died having a stroke in the children's ward.
* Doctors are looking into claims that MJ's death could have been caused by an allergic reaction to 12 year old nuts.
* MJ will always be with us.....he's not biodegradable.
* In memory of MJ, McDonalds is coming out with the new "McJackson". It's 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
* MJ's ashes are going to be put into an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
* Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family......then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
*Only in America.......can a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman.
* MJ died of cardiac arrest.....he really shouldn't have looked at the man in the mirror.
* What was MJ's last hit? The floor.
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